No Country for Two Old Men

Have you ever been less excited about an election? Have you ever felt more trapped between a rock and another, even less-appealing rock? Are you terrified about the prospect of turning over the most powerful country in the world to either of two men you wouldn’t trust to drive your Hyundai Sonata? If the answer to any of these questions is, “I don’t even want to think about these questions,” then Brave New Workshop’s No Country for Two Old Men is the show for you.